I am such an Idiot

OK well we were in Melbourne and my class was just sitting there as the teacher had just gone to get the phone. This guy in my class called Ollie pipes up and asks if anyone has and Outie (of the bellybutton variety). me in my greater wisdom does not now what this is a goes on a big spiel about the fact that the people that i am staying with have a really nice modern black Audi. at which point the whole class laughs so hard at me that i turn beetroot red in the face and have to get Bree to explain where i went wrong.

Now that's what i call an idiot!!!!!