My Brandon Routh

well Well well Kelsey here is my answer to Brandon Routh, this is Andrew Symonds as you might of guessed he is a cricketer. Andrew 'Roy' Symonds is much like me he likes to give his opponent a bit of a belting, and is a fast run scorer. He is a very exiting cricketer to watch as he scores at a quick rate and often hits big sixes. Now i will asure you he is not gay he just likes jumping and gets very exited.

Enjoy

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Oh no i have my really big once a year u/16 Central Highlands cricket comp on from Monday through to Wednesday playing all these really tankish girls from all around Victoria. Its really scary and we stay in a Melbourne Uni and eat Shit food for three days and play six games of cricket, thats about eight hours a day eh. Cause ive been doing so well there is a lot of expectation on me to perform here not only from the Coach from Dad whose going down and there are people there whose are selectors for the Victorian state team. I havent played hardly any cricket since school finished so i will be in bad form. OOOOhhhh somebody please come and just kill me now(anyone got a gun, anYONE ANYONE!!!!)

What a Bloody Good Christmas

Man I don't know about any of you lot but I had a Poo-Bear Christmas. Oh it was so good to get away from work for a couple of days and just wind down. i went to Moe and saw my 80 year old grandfather, but not after having Christmas with Dad on the 23rd and getting lots of presents from Dad and Carloyn and her side of the family.

I got

- A Book 'Circle of Flight' by John Mardsen which I've read already

-Some weird Japanese Mayonnaise from Mum which goes on about being for people aged 0-100 on the label

-$30

-Some new boardies

-Two new sleevless shirts

-An Esky (Dad likes to give practical presents or he's saying move out soon)

-Another Book, but this one is weird and recons that a Banana is a sour fruit?

- A Boony Army shirt, not that you'd know what that is.

- And 2kg of Green Groves organic Licorice, which I ate most of in two days and am still feeling the effects.

Its Nearly New Year (Crap)

Well well well another year almost gone, another year spent buisily doing basically nothing.

-Another season of Running gone

-A new age gained

-More people met

-More stupid moments and even dumber sayins

-Another opportunity fly past

-A new Job

-A new Class

-More stupid Chorals

-An extrodinary win for Cuthbert

-More Games of Cricket

-More lectures probably deserved from Mrs Gunn

2006 Oh what a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Namfoodle Nackle

Woooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooo
I worked out how to get a pet. I now have a Hot Pink Wolf just for fun. If you have speakers he growls when you click his mouth . But you need to put the food in his eye for him to eat the stupid stuff. PLease post a commment on what you think of Namfoodle.

Smokey!!!!

Man how cool does Ballarat look covered in smoke. I could hardly see the other side of the ground when I was playing cricket on the weekend. Apart from the fact that it is hard to breath and I feel dizzy after a while its pretty cool. Think of how big the fires would have to be poor people fighting them would nearly stand no chance.

My New Phone

Hey every one guess what!!!

My new phone is up itself yeah trust me it is, it has a video advertising itself in its memory. How cool is that.

My Disgusting Brother

My disgusting brother just drank a glass of Milo mixed with water. Not because there wasn't any milk in the house, but because he wanted to see what it tasted like. This is not his first bad combination previously he has eaten beetroot and Ice-cream yes ice-cream talk about spoiling a good desert

Bad Text

well i just got a new phone (but dont worry my number hasnt changed) and anyway my brother tried to prank me. the message read miss u george - from Nicholas a slight givaway. My brother then went on to deny that he ever sent the email.

WWwHHHEEEYYY!!!

well hi all i haz just hadn da POlize christmust partey today i recken ive drunken abubble 3 litres of softdrink in a several hours and i waz scullin most of itn i feelin like a big weirdo now and i think ima goinga to pukea soon im such a retard i really liking the purpley riting its lokin like Santa waaaaaaaaoooooooooh

FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My God a huge Bushfire near my Dads place on Friday the 1st December. i was running round like a headless chook for hours making sure there was no embers and i was really scared and kept saying im gonna die im gonna die over and over again in my head. the fire looked really big and you couuld see it coming through the trees thank whatever that the wind didnt change direction or we were in SHIT.

Yet Another Dumb Moment

We had just entered the gym for Phys Ed. The teacher was going on about sunscreen, seeing as I was standing next to the sunscreen I picked it up and decided to go around the class to see who wanted some, I went past three people then one of my mates Kelsey said she'd have some. I couldn't get the stupid pump thing to work so I finally gave it a bash. O my God, the sunscreen came out in a huge splatter and went all over Kelsey and the whole class laughed but I felt like such an idiot and Kelsey was really peeved at me.

I am such an Idiot

OK well we were in Melbourne and my class was just sitting there as the teacher had just gone to get the phone. This guy in my class called Ollie pipes up and asks if anyone has and Outie (of the bellybutton variety). me in my greater wisdom does not now what this is a goes on a big spiel about the fact that the people that i am staying with have a really nice modern black Audi. at which point the whole class laughs so hard at me that i turn beetroot red in the face and have to get Bree to explain where i went wrong.

Now that's what i call an idiot!!!!!

Melbourne Oh What A Feeling

Melbourne Oh What A Feeling!!

Recently my class was sent to Melbourne on a camp like experience. it was really fun for poeple like me whose is such a reaterd that i hardly have ever been to Melbourne. one of the things that i really enjoyed was the fact that i got to get away from my parentsfor three weeks.

The school took us to visit really cool places such as Rialto, Jewish Holocaust Centre, MCG, Lindsay Foxes Car Collection, Urban Seed, an Aboriginal Tour of the Botanical Gradens and of course to the Melbourne Cup-even though it was freezing cold.

During my time i ate a lot of different food such as Sushi Rolls and different Indian dishes wich is a lot different to the crap we have at my town.